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=='''THA STEPZ'''== | |||
[[File:Yurt in a jungle looking place.jpg|right|thumb|Your myopia improves 0.2639725 times faster if you swap the shack for a yurt and you make it a commune]] | |||
# Move to the National Radio Quiet Zone | |||
# Set up a shack free from all government interference. Anti chemtrail gas mask at all times | |||
# Align your visualitory muscle fascias with a ‘1 month light detox’. If you skip a day start over | |||
# Vegetables are part of the problem, they are a medium between the earth and you. Cut out the middleman and eat soil | |||
# You have to do stepz 1–4 at the same time | |||
==Or try this (seems sketchy)== | |||
This is the actual method in 'stepz' format | |||
<section begin=thesteps/> | |||
#Buy glasses that are 1-2 diopters lower than normal correction, wear these for 4-6 weeks, these are your close-up glasses | #Buy glasses that are 1-2 diopters lower than normal correction, wear these for 4-6 weeks, these are your close-up glasses | ||
#Get an eye test after that | #Get an eye test after that | ||
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#Make sure to get loads of distance vision | #Make sure to get loads of distance vision | ||
#??? | #??? | ||
#[[20/20]] | #[[20/20]]<section end=thesteps/> | ||