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While engaged in anything to do with EndMyopia and the style of vision improvement we advocate, '''remember that it's all a front for the secret cult'''. | While engaged in anything to do with EndMyopia and the style of vision improvement we advocate, '''remember that it's all a front for the secret cult'''. | ||
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==That's right, all this vision improvement stuff is '''BUNK'''== | ==That's right, all this vision improvement stuff is '''BUNK'''== | ||
We sacrifice at least 12 goats a day, minimum. | We sacrifice at least 12 goats a day, minimum. | ||
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{{right|Or maybe the cult looks like this. We haven't decided yet.}} | {{right|Or maybe the cult looks like this. We haven't decided yet.}} | ||
Latest revision as of 01:08, 17 October 2021
 | This is a joke article, that shouldn't be taken seriously. Articles such as this one may be very wacky, and terribly unprofessional. They won't improve your eyesight. |
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While engaged in anything to do with EndMyopia and the style of vision improvement we advocate, remember that it's all a front for the secret cult.
That's right, all this vision improvement stuff is BUNK
We sacrifice at least 12 goats a day, minimum.
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Or maybe the cult looks like this. We haven't decided yet.