Joke:EM is a cult
 | This is a joke article, that shouldn't be taken seriously. Articles such as this one may be very wacky, and terribly unprofessional. They won't improve your eyesight. |
While engaged in anything to do with EndMyopia and the style of vision improvement we advocate, remember that it's all a front for the secret cult.
That's right, all this vision improvement stuff is BUNK
We sacrifice at least 12 goats a day, minimum.
Or maybe the cult looks like this. We haven't decided yet.