Joke:EM is a cult

This is a joke article, that shouldn't be taken seriously.
Articles such as this one may be very wacky, and terribly unprofessional. They won't improve your eyesight.

While engaged in anything to do with EndMyopia and the style of vision improvement we advocate, remember that it's all a front for the secret cult.

That's right, all this vision improvement stuff is BUNK

We sacrifice at least 12 goats a day, minimum.

Or maybe the cult looks like this. We haven't decided yet.