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'''''HELLO JAKE STEINER FROM ENDMYOPIA.ORG I AM -3.25 LEFT EYE -8.25 RIGHT EYE CYL -1.5 LEFT -2.25 AXIS 180 49 WHAT DO I DO'''''
 
'''''HELLO JAKE STEINER I AM -3.25 LEFT EYE -8.25 RIGHT EYE CYL -1.5 LEFT -2.25 AXIS 180 49 WHAT DO I DO'''''


'''''I HAVE COME ACROSS WEBSITE BUT AM UNSURE WHERE TO START!!!?''''' HELP SUPPORT
'''''I HAVE COME ACROSS WEBSITE BUT AM UNSURE WHERE TO START!!!?''''' HELP SUPPORT
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I WANT TO SEE BROTHER HELP ME WITH EYES JAKE BRO PLZ
I WANT TO SEE BROTHER HELP ME WITH EYES JAKE BRO PLZ
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==HELP BROTHER ENGLISH==
HELP BROTHER I NEED HELP I READ WEBSITE BUT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WEBSITE


IT MAY OR MAY NOT BE DUE TO ME NOT UNDERSTANDING ENGLISH PERFECTLY PLEASE WRITE A BESPOKE ANSWER TO MY BASIC QUESTION IN ENGLISH THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED A MILLION TIMES ELSEWHERE


HYPOTHETICALLY I SHOULD ALSO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR BESPOKE ANSWER IF IT IS ALSO WRITTEN IN ENGLISH BUT PLS PLS HELP ME


==Typical conversation==
{{quote|'''Plzbro:''' HELP PLS PLS I DON'T KNOW WHAT 2 DOOO WHAT ARE DIFFERENTIALS


'''Sane individual:''' Have you read the resources that already exist? You can go to the wiki, read the blog, go over videos about EndMyopia, see forum threads etc. There should be plenty of help there.


'''Plzbro:''' I HAVE DONE A LOT OF READING BUT STILL COULDN'T FIND ANSWER TO (insert concept that is so easy to find information about that it proves the person read nothing) SO PLS PLS HELP ME


 
'''Sane individual:''' ''groans because they are tired of spoonfeeding people who will never learn enough to improve their eyesight anyway''}}