Joke:HELLO I AM -3.25 LEFT EYE -8.25 RIGHT EYE CYL -1.5 LEFT -2.25 AXIS 180 49 WHAT DO I DO
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HELLO JAKE AM -3.25 LEFT EYE -8.25 RIGHT EYE CYL -1.5 LEFT -2.25 AXIS 180 49 WHAT DO I DO |
HELLO I AM -3.25 LEFT EYE -8.25 RIGHT EYE CYL -1.5 LEFT -2.25 AXIS 180 49 WHAT DO I DO
I HAVE COME ACROSS WEBSITE BUT AM UNSURE WHERE TO START!!!? HELP SUPPORT
BASED BASED HELP HOW DO I REVERSE EYESIGHT BASED
BASED BASED BASED BASED HELP ME WHAT 2 DO FOR ASTIGMATISM
I WANT TO SEE BROTHER HELP ME WITH EYES BASED BRO PLZ
HELP BROTHER ENGLISH
HELP BROTHER I NEED HELP I READ WEBSITE BUT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WEBSITE
IT MAY OR MAY NOT BE DUE TO ME NOT UNDERSTANDING ENGLISH PERFECTLY PLEASE WRITE A BESPOKE ANSWER TO MY BASIC QUESTION IN ENGLISH THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED A MILLION TIMES ELSEWHERE
HYPOTHETICALLY I SHOULD ALSO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR BESPOKE ANSWER IF IT IS ALSO WRITTEN IN ENGLISH BUT PLS PLS HELP ME
Typical conversation
Plzbro: HELP PLS PLS I DON'T KNOW WHAT 2 DOOO WHAT ARE COMPUTER GLASSES
Sane individual: Have you read the resources that already exist?
Plzbro: I HAVE DONE A LOT OF READING BUT STILL COULDN'T FIND ANSWER TO (insert concept that is so easy to find information about that it proves the person read nothing) SO PLS PLS HELP ME
Sane individual: audibly tired of spoonfeeding people