6,383
edits
Difference between revisions of Joke:Tha Stepz
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
That's much better
m (NottNott moved page Tha Stepz to Joke:Tha Stepz) |
(That's much better) |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
=='''THA STEPZ'''== | |||
[[File:Yurt in a jungle looking place.jpg|right|thumb|Your myopia improves 0.2639725 times faster if you purchase the shack for yurts and you make it a commune]] | |||
# Move to the National Radio Quiet Zone | |||
# Set up a shack free from all government interference. Anti chemtrail gas mask at all times | |||
# Align your visualitory muscle fascias with a ‘1 month light detox’. If you skip a day start over | |||
# Vegetables are part of the problem, they are a medium between the earth and you. Cut out the middleman and eat soil | |||
# You have to do stepz 1-4 at the same time | |||
==Or try this (seems sketchy)== | |||
#Buy glasses that are 1-2 diopters lower than normal correction, wear these for 4-6 weeks, these are your close-up glasses | #Buy glasses that are 1-2 diopters lower than normal correction, wear these for 4-6 weeks, these are your close-up glasses | ||
#Get an eye test after that | #Get an eye test after that | ||